Friday, November 26, 2010

UC will be back shortly

I've been asked to mod and write posts for UC along with one other girl. You guys can start heading over there again, anon comments and chat will be back up and I'll write a new post within a couple of days.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Remembering Failyn, Resurrected Guhroos and a Lollypop leaves her Candyland

First off--Apparently thome thuperthtar is thuper happy her thuper life is taking off so quickly that she has absolutely no time to get on youtube! At least that's the story lil Kai Kai would love for us all to believe when in fact another much more believable rumor is circulating. Apparently the one and only Mama Wilcher disconnected poor Failyns internet. Whatever the case may be we wish you well Wilcher family and until any new gossip springs up, UCTS won't be perpetuating the nonsense. (That doesn't mean you guys can't though!)

Moving on; ever wonder how to get youtube to cry for you? Sure, sob stories might have worked in the past but come on guys it's 2010! Which means you gotta pull out the big guns if you want any chance at tugging on the heartstrings of faithful subscribers everywhere. So how do you do it? Kill yourself off. Yep, you heard me--fake your death. Haven't you heard?! It's the latest craze! Why just today Wurnell1971 died only to be magically resurrected 15 hours later! Someone build this woman a church because you jussa trus me know the LORD gone done and spoke his word through her today! Story is "her phone was hacked" and some guy sent texts to her friends masquerading as her sister and claiming she had died. A bunch of "we'll miss you wurnell" videos sprung up on youtube. HOWEVER, my favorite video on this topic would have to be DailyPSA's "Retraction" video; seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4MWEOriphc in which Wurnell herself is dialed up and asked to tell her story. I find this whole situation a little 7th grade but I don't know; what do you guys think?

Lastly. Lollypop26 has said to be taking an "extended holiday" from youtube as well as her blog. I don't know about you guys but I don't mind her so much. Nevertheless, it's news and I thought I'd leave it up to you guys to make the call. Will the beauty community be lonely without her? Will other gurus be happy she's gone? Are you happy she's gone? Let me know!

Until next time my fellow refresh queens..

Monday, November 22, 2010

RIP Unkn0wn Critic...

I'm already missing Unkn0wn Critic. At this point it looks as though the site won't be kept up, hopefully not deleted but definitely not utilized. As of now anon comments are disabled and the only things mentioned are "PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS BLOGGGG!!!!" I for one am dieing for some new guru news to hate on lol. I'd like to think we can all migrate here and continue doing what we all do best----call out these dumb bitches. I'm throwing up this initial post so that we all have a place to leave some much needed comments about whatever the hell is annoying/disgusting us about the beauty community. In a couple of days if it looks like you guys want a new troll home, I'll write an actual post. Until then......enjoy!

one more thing----WHERE THE FUCK IS KAI?!